An old story I found recently. Gets fairly “squicky” towards the end, but it’s fantasy…
I work for this great firm downtown. I’ve been there for around
10 years, and I wouldn’t leave my job for anything. We’ve got all
the usual executive perks; medical, dental, daycare, retirement
plans and all. But what makes the place unique is our office
support staff.
You see, along with the regular crew of receptionists, typists,
file clerks and secretaries, each division is also assigned a
cocksucker girl.
Of cource I know that it’s not really politically correct to call
them cocksucker girls, but after all, that’s what they mostly do.
They’re officially called ‘Service Girls’ on their W-2 forms, and
their job is to provide ‘oral services’, which they do by sucking off
the office staff. It was the manager’s idea to hire them to keep
the executives – both male and female – relaxed and happy. They do
a good job at it too. I’d say that office productivity has gone way
up, and lateness and absenteeism has gone way down since they arrived
a few years ago.