general erotica

hi everybody!

i'm new here, so i hope i am posting in the right place.

i'm a 19 year old, switchish heterosexual male. i have a wonderful girlfriend who's into pretty much the same stuff i am.

in the past, it has been frustrating (and not in the good way) trying to find other people who are into BDSM. my girlfriend and i came up with the following idea: tell people BDSM jokes, and see if they laugh. for example: how did Jesus die? he forgot the safeword.

what do you guys and gals think about this? do you have any jokes to add?

lionstar: how's your Friday going?
Cherry: too slow
lionstar: yeah
Cherry: get me out of here
lionstar: hmmm
lionstar: I could take you to a fantasy.
Cherry: oh yeah?
lionstar: if you wish
lionstar: I was thinking of you waiting for the dom you'd never seen, naked and blindfolded.
lionstar: That was very trusting of you.
Cherry: we spoke on the phone for a LONG time before we did that
lionstar: I bet
Cherry: but yes, it was an intense experience
lionstar: I was thinking of what it would be like to meet you like that
lionstar: I was thinking what would it be like to meet you, and you were already helpless and naked and ready to be teased

This is just an informational entry:

Things did not develop with the dom guy. Erotically it was very good, but the relationship was not developing, and that was negatively affecting things for me. I have to have the relationship.

I was missing my b/f terribly. I still love him and I guess that had me blocked emotionally. I ended the new thing with the dom. Then almost immediately the b/f made an overture, and we talked, and we are back together.

So I might not have much to talk about for a while on topic as far as experiences go. He does do a great long dragged out tease, and is definitely getting better at delay... but he can't hold out. He intends to, but gives in. There's hope yet though...

Greetings to you all.
I am a 25 year old from Central Europe, enjoying private adventures with my husband and since I found this web, I decided to post my experience here.
My husband is currenly fulfilling a fantasy of his, having a real sex slave at home. I must admit that that is my own fantasy as well and am only to happy to meet all his needs :)
Today, he decided to start a very special weekend. He promissed me, he would keep me aroused and denied as much time as possible, and I absolutely can not come before Sunday. Now, reading post on this site it doesn't seem much, but I have to tell you that even one evening of frustration so far usualy makes me a sobbing, panting, begging mess. It will be an interesting weekend for sure.

This isn't exactly on-topic, but I've been rather infatuated with Keyra's butt over the last few days. It's kind of hypnotic.

Supposedly, "Keyra was even mentioned in the Howard Stern show as the HOTTEST ASS ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET." I'm a bit uncomfortable objectifying her like that but she is (physically) stunning. YMMV, of course.

Anyways, I just felt the need to share with my horny friends. :)

not knowing, I guess that's the biggest fear...and the biggest thrill. I'm blindfolded now and I can hear him in the apartment. He's been quiet, but he's doing house stuff...dishes, or making some dinner. It's hard to tell and I haven't really been thinking about what he's doing. Mostly I've been thinking about what the hell I'm doing tied up here and blindfolded. By choice! I actually let him tie my wrists and put this soft silk blindfold over my eyes. I kind of liked it at the moment. But then, he disappeared and has been doing stuff around the house for hours now. Like I don't exist or something. It's really pissing me off but I can't do anything about it. I mean I can't even sit up straight. My wrists are tied a lot tighter than I expected. It freaked me out at first, but I didn't think i'd be there long.