The Great Orgasm Vote

Well, people have been asking about it, so I guess it's time to do it.

One week from today, July 4, I will hold a vote to determine whether I get an orgasm during the subsequent week. Should I fail to win an orgasm, a vote will be held each week, with an ever-increasing supermajority required to deny me, until I win.

Here's how it will work.

On July 4, the 'polls' will be open from 6am to 10pm PDT. I'll be having as many orgasms as I want from now until the polls close, so this will be the vote to begin my denial period.

The first vote will be unique: Instead of a simple majority vote, you will only need to provide 5 'no' votes to start my denial. Thus, while the vote does actually count for something, it doubles as somewhat of a 'roll call' vote, so the whole thing won't even go forward unless there's enough interest.

The second vote (should there be one), after one week, will be a simple majority yes-or-no vote.

The third vote (again, should there be one), after two weeks of denial, will require a 2/3 majority of 'no' votes to continue my denial

The fourth vote (I shudder to think!), will require a 3/4 majority 'no' vote to deny me.

The pattern continues in this fashion until I win. Thus, theoretically you could keep me denied indefinitely, but you'll have to work for it. Practically, this should protect me from getting stuck with a ridiculously long period of denial -- My name is not Susan!

Anyone with a user account may vote, whether or not they participated in the first 'roll call' vote, or any other vote for that matter. The timestamps on posts (as given by the board) will determine whether a vote falls within the 'poll hours'.

From the time the polls close on the first vote (unless it doesn't pass!) until the polls close on my final winning vote, I will not be allowed any orgasms, ruined or otherwise. However, I can tease and edge myself as much as I want, and/or can stand.

The vote will take place in a thread on the 'His Reality' board on the forums. Votes will be made in the form of replies to the thread. Watch that space!

Any questions, comments, or glaring flaws in my proposal, just comment on this blog entry.