One in the oven?

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Well, this entry will tell me wether I should have another blog, unrelated to sex. Not that I will be giving up on this one, but I have no juicy details to really add. We were under the weather lately, and I got better before the rest of the family, so aside from nursing them back to health I have had some free time. Being totally unable to cum without my wife's say so, not just by her domination, but the effect of necessary (supposedly) medication I have focused the energy elsewhere. Not to say I haven't been horny, or even tried to get relief. I have in fact tried in vain a few times, but I feel better when I can refocus the frustration, especailly if she isn't in the mood to tease.
So what have I been doing? It's boring really. I've been mostly making bread. I have a bread machine and a love of being in the kitchen (I'm the family cook). Inspired by a better diet, but loving foods that I should not be eating I have been working on my breadmaking skill (I am pretty adept at most scratch cooking). I have made like a dozen loaves already this month. I am making and freezing dough before it's second rise in the shape of hamburger buns because the crap they sell at the store isn't really bread (they remove the healthy part in America so that it can be stored for years unrefrigerated and still edible). I am practicing with the cheap flour that has the good part taken out, but once I get my perfect product I will be using freshly milled whole flours (the stuff you have to refrigerate/freeze).
Now that I've bored you how about this twist. The sexual frustration always eventually overcomes me, and when she ovulates (she has begun since she is getting better) I can almost smell it (a good smell I'd say). It drives me wild with sexual heat. I visited her briefly in the bedroom (not for sex) in the middle of breadmaking and I had the strangest epiphany ever while shaping the bread moments later. I can create sex art with dough. Edible dildoes, giant penis loaves, tittie rolls. Yep, the thought of sex does occupy my mind at every turn on this stuff (the meds).
mykey's avatar

yum sex bread

can we add sex pheremones to the ingredients? eat it, taste it and react to it...

I'm willing to try to make "yum sex bread"

I'm willing to add ingredients that are
- edible
- known or thought to increase sex drive
- not going to kill the taste or rise of the bread

in order to see if I can make a bread that makes her horny. This will have to wait until after her next cycle for any results to come to fruition. After reading your suggestion, I looked up "edible pheromones" only to find a world trade "patent" on the idea on the WIPO site. However, naturally aphrodisiatic may work even better. Adding anything containing zinc is likely to increase testosterone production especially in women. Once the testosterone is there, stimulating the libido is easily done with Vitamin E. The aroma of pumpkin pie and buttered popcorn are known to be able to stimulate the libido in men, and licorice candy in women. If you like spicy foods you have quite an array, because Capsaicin in peppers and spicy foods stimulates nerves and bloodflow, resulting in a physical sex drive response. Of course, chocolate is a definite.

Most of this is well documented at places like Discovery health, but I have read it in magazine tips, books, and experimented with it. I find that for my particular woman, dark chocolate served at lunch can have effects lasting 8-12 hours or more. (I pack her lunch and gave her dark chocolate M&Ms today. She is ovulating, horny, and it's been a while since she has cum. Look forward to my next blog post on what we might try soon as well.

So, mykey, and others...do you have any breadmaking flavoring suggestions?

I'm thinking I may try a peaches and strawberries bread. I think they may go well in a bread, but I wouldn't try it in a liquid form.

Note that for synthetic edible ingredients I may try "Finally In the Mood" from the makers of "Finally for Women", which is taken orally. I'd probably do something like add a dose per serving size, but I'd check with the manufacturer first.

If successful, I can make bread (& toast), pasta, pizza dough, rolls, hot dog and hamburger buns. Practically every meal could be a dose of libido enhancing foods.

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