Archive - Mar 29, 2009

The Tantra Machine. (My side of the story)

Hallo, I am looking for Reception.

I believe you do wonderful research here at this Institute. I have to tell you that when I was younger I had certain problems in the area you are going to be researching, which is why I have volunteered my services today. If only more men would come forward I am sure your work would be made so much easier.

I assume I answered all the questions correctly on the questionnaire you sent me last week? I have to say you are very thorough in your vetting procedures. I have one question that has been niggling me though, why do you need to know if I am allergic to leather? Oh yes of course I have total faith in your procedures, I wouldn't be here if I thought otherwise.